So, since the Hidalgo show is the inaugural event in the Spring leg of the NKOTB tour, I have a few burning questions about our boys and the tour and I need answers!
1. Is Robo with the guys on this tour?
I've heard rumors that Robo went ahead and got himself a wife so no more Baby Daddy Bus. I've spent many a sleepless night wondering about what is under Robo's mattress. Will the mystery ever be solved?
2. Will Donnie and Joey insist on sporting the summer scarf look, despite the Texas warmth?
We all know those boys are smokin' hot no matter what they wear, but could we just see a hint of those sexy necks, at least?
3. What does Donnie's longer hair look like under that cap?
We have debated back and forth at length about the pros and cons of the longer locks (Pro: more to tug on!), but I have to wonder about the full visual effect of the new do, beyond the curls sticking out from under the cap.
4. Will there be a B-stage?
Will countless women again lose their minds, throwing panties as well as 'bows? Or will the era of the B-stage melee be coming to an end?
5. Will there be a twirly-twirl on the Baby Daddy Bus?
We all know that Donnie was overcome with emotion when he and Danny left their beloved stripper pole the first time around, complete with pole sniffing, cries of "delicious vajay-jay", and a Polaroid of some chick's ass, but will my dreams of one day showing off my bendiness on that VD infested rod of metal be dashed, or will my hopes to one day work my shit for the D-man himself (after a good rub down with a lysol wipe, I mean the pole, not him, but perhaps both need a good scrubbing) remain alive and at the helm? (I'm pretty sure that this goal is not what my dad intended when he paid for all of those countless dance classes!)
Texoma Ladies - your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to learn the answers to my burning questions and report back on a regular basis on Saturday. I expect a full report. Good luck and godspeed! In the words of DonnieEffinWahlberg himself, "Let's freakin' get this shit!"
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The Bat Phone is ready! Holy shit! It's time!!
ReplyDeletei would like to know too...LMAO
ReplyDeletelmao kellip!
ReplyDeleteYes answers we would all like to know.
Let's Get This!!!!
kellie p I AM ON THIS SHIT LIKE A FAT KID ON A SEASAW! I'll find out your answers girl, and I've got my handy dandy magnifying glass to inspect WAHLBERG and his stripper pole too! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ReplyDelete1. No. We were told by a good source, but he didn't give the reason why =P
ReplyDelete2. Outside before the M&G..Donnie did in fact have the summer scarf.
3. No clue, since the bastard cut it. I mean that in the nicest way possilbe..well..the bastard part.
4. In fact..there is. No piano in Hildago though =( I like the piano...I want to lay across it...
5. We asked our good source as well..he said "No comment"